YOU SAID:
BRO HELP ME HE JUST KILLED ME WHILE I AM TYPING THIS
INTO JAPANESE
BROは、私がこれを入力している間、彼が私を殺しただけで私を助けてくれます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
BRO helps me just by killing me while I'm typing this
INTO JAPANESE
BROは、これを入力しているときに私を殺すだけで私を助けてくれます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
BRO will help me just by killing me when typing this
INTO JAPANESE
BROはこれを入力するときに私を殺すだけで私を助けます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
BRO just kills me when entering this helps me
INTO JAPANESE
これに入るとBROは私を殺します
BACK INTO ENGLISH
BRO kills me when I enter this
INTO JAPANESE
私がこれに入るとBROは私を殺します
BACK INTO ENGLISH
BRO kills me when I enter this
That didn't even make that much sense in English.