YOU SAID:

bro dude man sir how is this freaking life

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おいおいおいおいおい

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Hey hey hey hey

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こんにちはhey hey hey

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Hello hey hey hey

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俺はここだ

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Hello. Hey. Hey.

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俺はここだ

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Hello. Hey. Hey.