YOU SAID:
Bro, come on, you're such a loser, I beat you in literally everything you dweeb. Ha, ha, ha! I'm just laughing my head off at your acrobatics over here!
INTO JAPANESE
兄弟、さあ、あなたはそのような敗者です、私は文字通りあなたがたたくすべてであなたを打ち負かします。ハハハ!ここであなたのアクロバットに頭を下げて笑っているだけです!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Brother, come on, you are such a loser, I literally beat you with everything you hit. Hahaha! I'm just bowing to your acrobatics and laughing here!
INTO JAPANESE
ブラザー、さあ、あなたはそのような敗者です、私はあなたが打ったすべてで文字通りあなたを打ち負かします。ハハハ!私はあなたのアクロバットに頭を下げてここで笑っているだけです!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Brother, come on, you are such a loser, I literally beat you with everything you hit. Hahaha! I'm just bowing to your acrobatics and laughing here!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.