YOU SAID:

bro are u there OR WILL KILL YA BASTERED

INTO JAPANESE

兄貴がいるか殺してやる

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'll kill you if you have a brother.

INTO JAPANESE

弟がいたら殺す

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If I had a brother, I'd kill him.

INTO JAPANESE

俺に兄弟がいたら殺す

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If I had a brother, I'd kill him.