YOU SAID:
Bricks and Phones may break my Scones, but birds will never farm me.
INTO JAPANESE
レンガと電話は私のスコーンを壊すかもしれませんが、鳥は私を養うことは決してないでしょう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Bricks and phones may break my scones, but birds never feed me.
INTO JAPANESE
レンガや電話は私のスコーンを壊すかもしれませんが、鳥は私を食べさせない。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Bricks and phones may break my scones, but birds do not let me eat.
INTO JAPANESE
レンガや電話は私のスコーンを壊すかもしれませんが、鳥は私に食べさせません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Bricks and phones may break my scones, but birds do not let me eat.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.