Translated Labs

You said:

Brian Hoyer is a beast basketball player he beats me in horse every time with a stupidly long three pointer

into Japanese

Brian Hoyerは馬鹿なバスケットボール選手で、毎回馬鹿げた長い3本指で馬に乗って勝ちました

Back into English

Brian Hoyer is a foolish basketball player who won the horse with long silly fingers