You said:
Brian Hoyer is a beast basketball player he beats me in horse every time with a stupidly long three pointer
into Japanese
Brian Hoyerは馬鹿なバスケットボール選手で、毎回馬鹿げた長い3本指で馬に乗って勝ちました
Back into English
Brian Hoyer is a foolish basketball player who won the horse with long silly fingers