YOU SAID:
Brendan is daddy. Daddy is good. He ate my garbage
INTO JAPANESE
ブレンダンはパパです。パパは良いです。彼は私のゴミを食べた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Brendan is a Daddy. Dad is good. He ate my trash
INTO JAPANESE
ブレンダンはパパです。お父さんは良いです。彼は私のゴミを食べた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Brendan is a Daddy. Dad is good. He ate my trash
That didn't even make that much sense in English.