YOU SAID:
breaking hearts and blasting farts
INTO JAPANESE
心を壊し、おならを爆破する
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Break your heart and blow up your flatulence
INTO JAPANESE
あなたの心を壊し、あなたの鼓腸を爆破します
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Break your heart and blow up your flatulence
You should move to Japan!