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break an egg on top of someone else's head while kicking a baby
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赤ちゃんを蹴っている間に他人の頭の上で卵を割る
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Crack an egg on someone else's head while kicking the baby
INTO JAPANESE
赤ちゃんを蹴りながら、他人の頭に卵を割る
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Break an egg on someone else's head while kicking the baby
INTO JAPANESE
赤ちゃんを蹴りながら、他人の頭の上で卵を割る
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Crack an egg on someone else's head while kicking the baby
INTO JAPANESE
赤ちゃんを蹴りながら、他人の頭に卵を割る
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Break an egg on someone else's head while kicking the baby
INTO JAPANESE
赤ちゃんを蹴りながら、他人の頭の上で卵を割る
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