YOU SAID:
boys are just unicorns with misplaced horns
INTO JAPANESE
男の子は角を間違えただけのユニコーンです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The boy is a unicorn with the wrong horn
INTO JAPANESE
少年は間違った角を持つユニコーンです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The boy is a unicorn with the wrong horn
You've done this before, haven't you.