YOU SAID:
Boy, she really knows how to squeeze my hose!
INTO JAPANESE
少年は、彼女は本当に私のホースを圧迫する方法を知っている!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What would he do?
INTO JAPANESE
で、彼はなんと?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What would he do?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.