YOU SAID:
Bow-ties are cool, monks are not cool.
INTO JAPANESE
ボウタイは冷静で、修道士は冷たくない。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The bowtie is cool, the monk is not cold.
INTO JAPANESE
ボウタイは涼しく、僧侶は冷たくない。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The bowtie is cool, the priest is not cold.
INTO JAPANESE
ボウタイは涼しく、司祭は冷たくない。
it is unlikely that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium