YOU SAID:
bought to you by crash someone's soda pro
INTO JAPANESE
誰かのソーダプロをクラッシュさせて買った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I bought someone's soda pro crash.
INTO JAPANESE
私は誰かのソーダプロクラッシュを買った。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I bought someone's soda pro crash.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.