YOU SAID:
Bonjour monsieur, je m'appelle Assface.
INTO JAPANESE
Bonjour monsieur, je m'appelle Assface.
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Bonjour monsieur, je m'appelle Assface.
INTO JAPANESE
Bonjour monsieur, je m'appelle Assface.
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Bonjour monsieur, je m'appelle Assface.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.