YOU SAID:
Bob is very good at eating peas but he has terrible grammar and mommy issues and feet that smell of fish and blueberries
INTO JAPANESE
ボブはエンドウ豆を食べるのがとても上手ですが、ひどい文法と母親の問題があり、足は魚とブルーベリーの匂いがします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Bob is very good at eating peas, but he has terrible grammar and mommy issues, and his feet smell like fish and blueberries.
INTO JAPANESE
ボブはエンドウ豆を食べるのがとても上手ですが、文法と母親の問題がひどく、足は魚とブルーベリーのような臭いがします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Bob is very good at eating peas, but has terrible grammar and mother problems, and his feet smell like fish and blueberries.
INTO JAPANESE
ボブはエンドウ豆を食べるのがとても上手ですが、ひどい文法と母親の問題を抱えており、足は魚とブルーベリーのような臭いがします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Bob is very good at eating peas, but he has terrible grammar and mother issues, and his feet smell like fish and blueberries.
INTO JAPANESE
ボブはエンドウ豆を食べるのがとても上手ですが、文法と母親の問題がひどく、足は魚とブルーベリーのような臭いがします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Bob is very good at eating peas, but he has terrible grammar and mothering issues, and his feet smell like fish and blueberries.
INTO JAPANESE
ボブはエンドウ豆を食べるのがとても上手ですが、文法と母親としての育て方にひどい問題があり、足は魚とブルーベリーのような臭いがします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Bob is very good at eating peas, but he has terrible problems with grammar and mothering, and his feet smell like fish and blueberries.
INTO JAPANESE
ボブはエンドウ豆を食べるのがとても上手ですが、文法と母親としての育て方にひどい問題があり、足は魚とブルーベリーのような臭いがします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Bob is very good at eating peas, but he has terrible problems with grammar and mothering, and his feet smell like fish and blueberries.
You should move to Japan!