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bob is my neighbor, bob likes chicken, i know this cause bob steals our chickens. from our backyard i watch bob eat my chickens and it makes me happy cause they eat poisonous feed so he is slowly dying

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ボブは私の隣人です、ボブは鶏が好きです、私はこれがボブが私たちの鶏を盗む原因であることを知っています。私たちの裏庭からボブが私の鶏を食べるのを見ると、彼らが有毒な飼料を食べるので彼はゆっくりと死んでいくので私は幸せになります

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Bob is my neighbor, Bob likes chickens, I know this is what causes Bob to steal our chickens. Seeing Bob eat my chicken from our backyard makes me happy as he dies slowly as they eat toxic feed

INTO JAPANESE

ボブは私の隣人です、ボブは鶏が好きです、私はこれがボブが私たちの鶏を盗む原因であることを知っています。ボブが私たちの裏庭から私の鶏を食べるのを見ると、彼らが有毒な飼料を食べるので彼がゆっくりと死ぬので私は幸せになります

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Bob is my neighbor, Bob likes chickens, I know this is what causes Bob to steal our chickens. Seeing Bob eat my chickens from our backyard makes me happy as he dies slowly as they eat toxic feed

INTO JAPANESE

ボブは私の隣人です、ボブは鶏が好きです、私はこれがボブが私たちの鶏を盗む原因であることを知っています。ボブが私たちの裏庭から私の鶏を食べるのを見ると、彼らが有毒な飼料を食べるので彼がゆっくりと死ぬので私は幸せになります

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Bob is my neighbor, Bob likes chickens, I know this is what causes Bob to steal our chickens. Seeing Bob eat my chickens from our backyard makes me happy as he dies slowly as they eat toxic feed