YOU SAID:
Blind bisexual goose named Thomas who spent six years in a love triangle with two swans and helped raise sixty-eight babies dies at the ripe old age of forty
INTO JAPANESE
トーマスと名付けられた盲目の両性グース、トーマスは2羽の白鳥との愛の三角関係で6年間過ごし、40歳の熟した老齢で死亡するのを助けました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A blind bisexual goose named Thomas, Thomas spent six years in a triangular relationship of love with two swans and helped him to die at the age of forty years of age.
INTO JAPANESE
トーマスと名付けられた盲目の両性愛のガチョウ、トーマスは2つの白鳥との愛の三角関係で6年間を過ごし、40歳で死ぬのを助けました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A blind bisexual goose named Thomas, Thomas spent six years in a triangular relationship of love with two swans and helped to die at the age of 40.
INTO JAPANESE
トーマスと名付けられた盲目のバイセクシャルガチョウ、トーマスは2つの白鳥との愛の三角関係で6年間過ごし、40歳で死ぬのを助けました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A blind bisexual goose named Thomas, Thomas spent six years in a triangular relationship of love with two swans and helped to die at the age of 40.
Come on, you can do better than that.