YOU SAID:
Blah blah white sheep , do you have any wool? No, sir no sir, WHY WOULD I GIVE YOU WOOL?
INTO JAPANESE
Blah blah白い羊、羊毛はありますか。いいえ、私はあなたに羊毛をあげるのはなぜですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Blah blah white sheep, do you have wool? No, why am I giving you wool?
INTO JAPANESE
Blah blah白い羊、あなたは羊毛を持っていますか?いいえ、なぜ私はあなたに羊毛を与えているのですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Blah blah white sheep, do you have wool? No, why am I giving you wool?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.