YOU SAID:

"BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH! I VON TU DRENK UR BLUD :D AHAHAHAHAHAHHA!," said the noobish vampire

INTO JAPANESE

「何とか何とか何とか何とか何とか!私・ フォン ・ TU DRENK ウル ブラッド:DAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!、「厨房のような吸血鬼は言った

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"Blah blah blah blah blah! I von TU DRENK ur blood:DAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!," said kitchen vampire

INTO JAPANESE

「何とか何とか何とか何とか何とか!私・ フォン ・ TU DRENK あなたの血: DAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!、"当該キッチン吸血鬼

BACK INTO ENGLISH

"Blah blah blah blah blah! I von TU DRENK your blood: DAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!," said kitchen vampire

INTO JAPANESE

なんとか、なんとか、なんとか。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

INTO JAPANESE

なんとか、なんとか、なんとか。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.