YOU SAID:
BJ is a graduate of Juilliard! He can help We found him on Yelp Our troubles all ended on the day that we befriended him Every word is the truth Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse!
INTO JAPANESE
BJはジュリアードの卒業生です! Yelpで彼を見つけました私たちのトラブルはすべて、私たちが彼と友達になった日に終わりました。すべての言葉は真実です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
BJ is a graduate of Juliard! We found him on Yelp. All our troubles ended on the day we became friends with him. All words are true.
INTO JAPANESE
BJはジュリアードの卒業生です! Yelpで彼を見つけました。トラブルはすべて、彼と友達になった日に終わりました。すべての言葉は真実です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
BJ is a graduate of Juliard! I found him on Yelp. All my troubles ended on the day I became friends with him. All words are true.
INTO JAPANESE
BJはジュリアードの卒業生です! Yelpで彼を見つけました。私の悩みはすべて、私が彼と友達になった日に終わった。すべての言葉は真実です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
BJ is a graduate of Juliard! I found him on Yelp. All my worries ended on the day I became friends with him. All words are true.
INTO JAPANESE
BJはジュリアードの卒業生です! Yelpで彼を見つけました。私の心配はすべて、私が彼と友達になった日に終わった。すべての言葉は真実です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
BJ is a graduate of Juliard! I found him on Yelp. All my worries ended on the day I became friends with him. All words are true.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.