YOU SAID:

Bite the fish, wag the dog, but don't sniff the cat and rub boogers in your eyes

INTO JAPANESE

魚を噛み、犬を振るが、猫を嗅いで、あなたの目にブーガーをこすってはいけません

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Bite the fish, shake the dog, but smell the cat and don't rub the booger in your eyes

INTO JAPANESE

魚を噛み、犬を振るが、猫の匂いを嗅ぎ、あなたの目にブーガーをこすらない

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Bite the fish, shake the dog, but smell the cat and don't rub the booger in your eyes