YOU SAID:

birds only fly when soup gets cold because its microwaved since i put my shoe on.

INTO JAPANESE

靴を履いてから電子レンジで調理されているため、スープが冷めたときにのみ鳥が飛びます。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The birds only fly when the soup has cooled because it is microwaved after wearing shoes.

INTO JAPANESE

スープは靴を履いてから電子レンジで加熱するため、スープが冷めてから鳥が飛びます。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The soup is heated in the microwave after the shoes are put on, so the birds fly after the soup has cooled.

INTO JAPANESE

スープは靴を履いてから電子レンジで加熱するので、スープが冷めてから鳥が飛びます。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The soup is heated in the microwave after the shoes are put on, so the birds fly after the soup has cooled.