YOU SAID:
birds look like sticks up their butts
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鳥は彼らの吸い殻を棒のように見える
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Bird looks like stick their butts
INTO JAPANESE
鳥のように固執する彼らの吸い殻
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Birds like to stick their butts
INTO JAPANESE
鳥は彼らの吸い殻を固執するような
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Birds like to stick their butts
You've done this before, haven't you.