YOU SAID:
bing bong my name is long john and i have a big shlong
INTO JAPANESE
ビンボン私の名前は長いジョンであり、私は大きなshlongを持っています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Bing Bon my name is long John and I have a big shlong
INTO JAPANESE
Bingボン私の名前は長いジョンであり、私は大きなshlongを持っています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Bing Bon my name is long John and I have a big shlong
That didn't even make that much sense in English.