YOU SAID:
Bilbo Baggins! Do not take me for some conjurer of cheap tricks. I am not trying to rob you, I'm trying to help you.
INTO JAPANESE
ビルボ・バギンズ!安っぽいトリックの召喚者とは思わないでくれ。私はあなたを強奪しようとしているのではありません。あなたを助けようとしています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Bilbo Baggins! Don't think of me as a cheap trick Summoner. I'm not trying to rob you. I'm trying to help you.
INTO JAPANESE
ビルボ・バギンズ!俺を安っぽいトリックのサモナーだと思わないでくれ。お前を強奪するつもりはない君を助けようとしてるんだ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Bilbo Baggins! Don't think of me as a cheap trick Summoner. I'm not trying to rob you. I'm trying to help you.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.