YOU SAID:
big trouble in little china
INTO JAPANESE
小さな中国で大きなトラブル
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Large trouble in small China
INTO JAPANESE
小さな中国の大きなトラブル
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Small Chinese big trouble
INTO JAPANESE
小さな中国の大きなトラブル
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Small Chinese big trouble
That didn't even make that much sense in English.