YOU SAID:

better to pee in the sink than to sink in the pee

INTO JAPANESE

おしっこに沈むよりも、シンクにおしっこした方がいい

BACK INTO ENGLISH

You better pee in the sink than sink in the pee.

INTO JAPANESE

オシッコに沈むよりもオシッコに沈む方がいい。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Rather than sinking into a pee, you'd better sink into a pee.

INTO JAPANESE

おしっこに沈むのではなく、おしっこに沈んだほうがいい。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Instead of sinking into your pee, you better sink into your pee.

INTO JAPANESE

おしっこに沈むのではなく、おしっこに沈んだほうがいい。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Instead of sinking into your pee, you better sink into your pee.