YOU SAID:

better than a slap in the face with a wet kipper

INTO JAPANESE

濡れたキッパーで顔をたたくよりも良い

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Better than hitting the face with a wet kipper

INTO JAPANESE

濡れたキッパーで顔を打つよりも良い

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Better than hitting the face with a wet kipper