YOU SAID:
better a cow in the yard than a shrimp in your pants
INTO JAPANESE
あなたのズボンのエビよりも庭の牛の方がいい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A cow in the yard is better than a shrimp in your pants
INTO JAPANESE
庭の牛はズボンのエビよりも優れています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Cows in the yard are better than shrimp in pants
INTO JAPANESE
庭の牛はズボンのエビよりも優れています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Cows in the yard are better than shrimp in pants
That didn't even make that much sense in English.