YOU SAID:
bend me over and call me toad
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腰を曲げて、私のヒキガエルを呼び出す
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Bend the hips and call me Toad
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腰を曲げるし、ヒキガエルと呼んでください
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Bend down and then call me Toad
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腰を曲げるし、ヒキガエルを呼び出してください
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Please call the Toad, and bend down
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ください、ヒキガエルを呼び出すし、かがむ
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Please call the Toad and the stoop
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ご連絡ください、ヒキガエルと猫背
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Contact the Toad and humped
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ヒキガエルに連絡し、猫背
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Contact Toad, stoop
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連絡先ヒキガエル ・猫背
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Contact Toad, stoop
That didn't even make that much sense in English.