YOU SAID:
bend down backwards graciously for my pleasure,crush
INTO JAPANESE
私の喜びのために丁寧に後ろに曲がって、つぶれて
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Politely bent back and crushed for my pleasure
INTO JAPANESE
丁寧に戻って私の喜びのために砕いた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Politely came back for my pleasure
INTO JAPANESE
丁寧に私の喜びのために戻ってきました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Politely came back for my pleasure
That didn't even make that much sense in English.