YOU SAID:
Ben has a kidney stone, and it's a big sucker!
INTO JAPANESE
ベンは腎臓の石を持っていて、それは大きなサッカーです!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Ben has a kidney stone, it is big football!
INTO JAPANESE
ベンは腎臓の石を持って、それは大きなサッカーです!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Ben has a kidney stone, it is big football!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.