YOU SAID:

Being sick is like being hit by a bus, sleeping on a bed of bricks and nails, then being gently stabbed in the throat.

INTO JAPANESE

病気になるのは、バスに轢かれ、レンガと釘のベッドで寝て、喉を優しく刺されるようなものです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Getting sick is like being run over by a bath, sleeping on a bed of bricks and nails, and gently stabbed in the throat.

INTO JAPANESE

病気になることは、風呂に轢かれ、レンガと釘のベッドで寝て、喉に優しく刺されるようなものです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Being sick is like being run over in a bath, sleeping in a bed of bricks and nails, and gently stabbed in the throat.

INTO JAPANESE

病気になるのは、お風呂に轢かれ、レンガと爪のベッドで寝て、喉を優しく刺されるようなものです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Getting sick is like being run over by a bath, sleeping on a bed of bricks and nails, and gently stabbed in the throat.

INTO JAPANESE

病気になることは、風呂に轢かれ、レンガと釘のベッドで寝て、喉に優しく刺されるようなものです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Being sick is like being run over in a bath, sleeping in a bed of bricks and nails, and gently stabbed in the throat.

INTO JAPANESE

病気になるのは、お風呂に轢かれ、レンガと爪のベッドで寝て、喉を優しく刺されるようなものです。