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Being buried in this hot sand is So warm and heavenly Ouch A elf nipped my backside If people put elf in hot springs it might be seriously strange Why it might be an electric bath or a bubble bath or even a lava bath

INTO JAPANESE

この熱い砂に埋まり、暖かいので、天の痛い A エルフ私の裏側を挟は、人々 は電気風呂や泡風呂、溶岩風呂もことがありますなぜ真剣に奇妙なことがあります温泉でエルフを置く場合