YOU SAID:
Behind your behind lay the lies of someone's underwear under your sheets.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたの後ろの後ろには、あなたのシーツの下に誰かの下着の嘘が横たわっています.
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Behind you lies someone's underwear lying under your sheets.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたの後ろには、あなたのシーツの下に誰かの下着があります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Behind you is someone's underwear under your sheets.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたの後ろには、あなたのシーツの下に誰かの下着があります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Behind you is someone's underwear under your sheets.
You should move to Japan!