YOU SAID:

”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!” At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock. ”How old is this rock, pinhead?” The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied “4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian” ”Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now” The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears. The same tears liberals cry for the “poor” (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving job creators. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, DeShawn Washington, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a sophist liberal professor. He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment, but he himself had petitioned against them! The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named “Small Government” flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country. The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity. Semper Fi. p.s. close the borders

INTO JAPANESE

"あなたの膝の上を取得する必要があります、クラスが始まる前に、マルクスを崇拝し、彼はこれまで知られている、世界の一番高い進化されていたことを受け入れるイエス ・ キリストよりも大きい!」 この瞬間、人いた 1500 の義務のツアーを務めたと戦争の必要性を理解、サポートすべて milita 勇敢な愛国心が強い、プロ生活の海軍シール チャンピオン

BACK INTO ENGLISH

"Before class starts, you will need to get on your knees and worship Marx, he is known so far, larger than the tallest in the world had been evolved to accept Jesus Christ!" and served a tour of duty 1500 was at this moment, people of war.

INTO JAPANESE

「クラスの開始前にする必要がありますを取得するあなたの膝と崇拝マルクス彼はこれまで知られているイエス ・ キリストを受け入れるように進化されていた世界で一番背が高いよりも大きい!」、ツアーを提供しています義務 1500 はこの時、戦争の人々 だった。