YOU SAID:

Beep beep I am a somewhat disappointing and depressing potato that doesn't actually exist at any point in reality.

INTO JAPANESE

ビープ音私は現実にはどの時点でも実際には存在しない、ややがっかりして憂鬱なジャガイモです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Beep I'm a rather disappointing and melancholy potato that doesn't really exist in reality at any one time.

INTO JAPANESE

ビープ私は、実際には一度も実際には存在しない、かなり残念で憂鬱なジャガイモです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Beep I am a pretty disappointing and melancholy potato that never actually exists.

INTO JAPANESE

ビープ私は、実際に存在することのない、非常に残念で憂鬱なジャガイモです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Beep I am a very disappointing and melancholy potato that never really exists.

INTO JAPANESE

ビープ私は非常に残念で憂鬱なジャガイモで、決して存在しません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Beep I am a very disappointing and melancholy potato and never exist.

INTO JAPANESE

ビープ私は非常に残念で憂鬱なジャガイモであり、決して存在しません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Beep I am a very disappointing and melancholy potato and never exist.