YOU SAID:
Because I’m secretly your dad
INTO JAPANESE
私はひそかにあなたのお父さんだから
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Because I secretly are your father
INTO JAPANESE
私はこっそりあなたのお父さんだから
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Because I am your father secretly
INTO JAPANESE
私はひそかにあなたの父親だから
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Because I secretly are your father
INTO JAPANESE
私はこっそりあなたのお父さんだから
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Because I am your father secretly
INTO JAPANESE
私はひそかにあなたの父親だから
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