YOU SAID:
beat cat, I beat it with my bare fists in the middle of the night when it knocks over my water bottle *smily face* *smiley face* please call the police
INTO JAPANESE
猫を殴る、それは私の水のボトルをノックアウト夜の真ん中に私の裸の拳でそれを打つ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Beat the cat, it knocks out my water bottle and strikes it with my naked fist in the middle of the night
INTO JAPANESE
猫を打つ、それは私の水のボトルをノックアウトし、真夜中に私の裸の拳でそれを打つ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Beat the cat, it knocks out my water bottle and beats it with my bare fist at midnight
INTO JAPANESE
猫を打つ、それは私の水のボトルをノックアウトし、真夜中に私の裸の拳でそれを打つ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Beat the cat, it knocks out my water bottle and beats it with my bare fist at midnight
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
