YOU SAID:
Beans beans the magical fruit, the more you eat the more you toot, the more you toot, the better you feel, so eat your beans for every meal!
INTO JAPANESE
豆には魔法のような果物が含まれています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Beans contain magical fruits.
INTO JAPANESE
豆は魔法のような果物を含んでいます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Beans contain magical fruits.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.