YOU SAID:
Be in the farting place, it will soothe your buttocks
INTO JAPANESE
おならの場所であること、それはあなたのお尻を落ち着かせるだろう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It is a place of fart, it will soothe your ass
INTO JAPANESE
これは、おならの場所で、それはあなたのお尻を落ち着かせるだろう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
This is, at the location of the fart, it will soothe your ass
INTO JAPANESE
これは、おならの場所で、それはあなたのお尻を落ち着かせるだろうさ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
This is, at the location of the fart, it will soothe your ass
You've done this before, haven't you.