YOU SAID:
Batman ate my mom but then did push-ups and decided to spit her out
INTO JAPANESE
バットマンは私のお母さんを食べましたが、腕立て伏せをして、彼女を吐き出すことにしました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Batman ate my mom but decided to do push-ups and spit her out
INTO JAPANESE
バットマンは私のお母さんを食べましたが、腕立て伏せをして彼女を吐き出すことにしました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Batman ate my mom but decided to do push-ups and spit her out
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
