YOU SAID:
BAT-phone: stories suggesting he's leaving are "total tosh". It really must be true if they're trying to deny it.
INTO JAPANESE
BAT-phone:彼が去ろうとしていることを示唆する物語は「完全なトッシュ」です。彼らがそれを否定しようとしているなら、それは本当に真実でなければなりません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
BAT-phone: The story that suggests he's about to leave is "perfect Tosh". It must be really true if they are trying to deny it.
INTO JAPANESE
BAT-phone:彼が去ろうとしていることを示唆する物語は「完璧なトッシュ」です。彼らがそれを否定しようとしているなら、それは本当に真実でなければなりません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
BAT-phone: The story that suggests he's about to leave is "perfect Tosh". It must be really true if they are trying to deny it.
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