YOU SAID:
BAT-phone: stories suggesting he's leaving are "total tosh". It really must be true if they're trying to deny it.
INTO JAPANESE
BAT-phone:彼が去ろうとしていることを示唆する物語は「完全なトッシュ」です。彼らがそれを否定しようとしているなら、それは本当に真実でなければなりません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
BAT-phone: The story that suggests he's about to leave is "perfect Tosh". It must be really true if they are trying to deny it.
INTO JAPANESE
BAT-phone:彼が去ろうとしていることを示唆する物語は「完璧なトッシュ」です。彼らがそれを否定しようとしているなら、それは本当に真実でなければなりません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
BAT-phone: The story that suggests he's about to leave is "perfect Tosh". It must be really true if they are trying to deny it.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.