YOU SAID:
Basil, this covfefe tastes like kuso! That's because it IS kuso, Austin. Ah. *drink* Nutty.
INTO JAPANESE
バジル、このコブフェフェはクソみたいだ!それはクソだからオースティンああ。*飲み物*ナッツ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Basil, this cobfe looks like shit! That's fucked up, so Austin ah. * Drinks * Nuts.
INTO JAPANESE
バジル、このコブフェはクソみたいだ!めちゃくちゃだからオースティン*ドリンク*ナッツ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Basil, this Cobb fe looks like shit! Austin * drink * nuts because it's a mess.
INTO JAPANESE
バジル、このコブフィーはクソみたいだ!オースティン*ドリンク*ナッツはめちゃくちゃだから。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Basil, this cob-fee looks like shit! Austin * drinks * nuts are a mess.
INTO JAPANESE
バジル、このコブ料理はクソみたいだ!オースティン*ドリンク*ナッツは混乱しています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Basil, this cob dish looks like shit! Austin * drinks * nuts are confusing.
INTO JAPANESE
バジル、このコブ料理はクソみたいだ!オースティン*ドリンク*ナッツは混乱しています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Basil, this cob dish looks like shit! Austin * drinks * nuts are confusing.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.