YOU SAID:

Barney is so gentle we sleep with him we're making out with him

INTO JAPANESE

バーニーはとても優しいので、彼と一緒に寝ます。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Bernie is so kind and sleeps with him.

INTO JAPANESE

バーニーはとても親切で、彼と一緒に寝ます。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Bernie is very kind and sleeps with him.

INTO JAPANESE

バーニーはとても親切で、彼と一緒に寝ています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Bernie is very kind and sleeps with him.