YOU SAID:

barking up the wrong tree woke up on the wrong side of the bed

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間違った木をbarえると、ベッドの反対側で目が覚めた

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When I bar the wrong tree, I wake up on the other side of the bed

INTO JAPANESE

私が間違った木を禁止するとき、私はベッドの反対側で目を覚ます

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I wake up on the other side of the bed when I bar the wrong tree

INTO JAPANESE

間違った木をたたくと、ベッドの反対側で目が覚めます

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Strike the wrong tree and wake up on the other side of the bed

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間違った木を打ち、ベッドの反対側で目を覚ます

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Hit the wrong tree and wake up on the other side of the bed

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間違った木にぶつかり、ベッドの反対側で目を覚ます

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Hit the wrong tree and wake up on the other side of the bed