YOU SAID:
Banjos and bongo drums are on the moon secretly except when they aren't.
INTO JAPANESE
バンジョーとボンゴは、そうでない場合を除いて、密かに月にいます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Banjos and Bongos are secretly on the moon, unless they aren't.
INTO JAPANESE
バンジョーとボンゴは、そうでない場合を除いて、密かに月にいます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Banjos and Bongos are secretly on the moon, unless they aren't.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.