YOU SAID:
Bananas attract fruit flies, not time travelers.
INTO JAPANESE
バナナ果実はハエを引き付ける、出張のない時間します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Banana fruit attracts flies, travel in no time.
INTO JAPANESE
バナナの果実は、ハエ、旅行時間がないを集めています。
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Banana fruit flies, travel time is not attracting.
INTO JAPANESE
バナナ果実ハエの移動時間を集めていません。
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Not collecting travel time of banana fruit flies.
INTO JAPANESE
バナナ果実ハエの所要時間を収集していません。
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Do not collect the duration of banana fruit flies.
INTO JAPANESE
バナナ果実ハエの期間は収集しません。
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Period of banana fruit flies do not collect.
INTO JAPANESE
バナナ果実ハエの期間は収集しません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Period of banana fruit flies do not collect.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.