YOU SAID:
bananas are like Shakespeare, no one asked for them, they're kind of just there
INTO JAPANESE
バナナはシェークスピアのようなもので、誰も頼みませんでした。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Bananas were like Shakespeare and no one asked.
INTO JAPANESE
バナナはシェークスピアのようなもので、誰も尋ねませんでした。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Bananas were like Shakespeare and no one asked.
Come on, you can do better than that.