YOU SAID:
bake babies my the light of day commit tax fraud by the light of fire
INTO JAPANESE
赤ちゃんを焼く私の日の光は火の光によって税金詐欺を犯す
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The light of my day burning babies commits tax fraud by the light of fire
INTO JAPANESE
赤ちゃんを燃やす私の日の光は、火の光によって税金詐欺を犯す
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The light of my day burning babies commits tax fraud by the light of fire
That didn't even make that much sense in English.